Well, actually they could, and some days they would even be right, but not lately. Lately I've been crafty, and not even in the diabolical way.
I've been crocheting diaper covers for Eli, here's one, isn't it cute
And I made a sock monkey for Hana
(face to come later)
I've got another cover made and I'm going to start another one tonight. In other words, I'm trying to justify putting off wrapping Christmas gifts.